Fat Ass — Unhinged #95 (Magic: The Gathering)

Fat Ass

Unhinged · #95 · common

Creature — Donkey Shaman

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Card text

As printed · card data from Scryfall

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Details

Mana cost
{4}{G}mana value 5
Power / toughness
2/3.5
Color identity
Green
Set type
Funny
Finishes
  • Nonfoil
  • Foil

Format legality

  • StandardNot legal
  • PioneerNot legal
  • ModernNot legal
  • LegacyNot legal
  • VintageNot legal
  • CommanderNot legal
  • PauperNot legal

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