Assquatch — Unhinged #71 (Magic: The Gathering)

Assquatch

Unhinged · #71 · rare

Creature — Donkey

Market price

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Card text

As printed · card data from Scryfall

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

Details

Mana cost
{4}{R}mana value 5
Power / toughness
3.5/3.5
Color identity
Red
Set type
Funny
Finishes
  • Nonfoil
  • Foil

Format legality

  • StandardNot legal
  • PioneerNot legal
  • ModernNot legal
  • LegacyNot legal
  • VintageNot legal
  • CommanderNot legal
  • PauperNot legal

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